can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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