Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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