What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
only if we run a train.
done.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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