Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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