I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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