it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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