How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Randomize