Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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