he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Terrible idea I love it
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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