i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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