HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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