Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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