I'll bet she douches with gravy.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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