Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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