Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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