weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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