no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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