last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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