It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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