Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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