You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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