You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So much rum. So many feels.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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