Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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