Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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