in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
this beer tastes like vomit already
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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