I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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