I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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