Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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