Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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