Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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