Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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