I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Two words: nipple clamps
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