I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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