At least make sure they are 18
Why
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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