it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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