How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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