Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She told me I should be a condom model.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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