I think I died a long time ago.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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