Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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