Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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