in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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