I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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