no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it's great music for shaving your balls
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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