on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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