You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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