I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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