what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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