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• (613): View more from Ontario

  do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?

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  not a thing

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  walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display

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• (716): View more from New York

  Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse

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• (858): View more from California

  did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE

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