If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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