That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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