Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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