I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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