Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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