So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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