like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I would ride that face into the sunset
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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